tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609860056516168241.post3136815545857916363..comments2023-09-30T06:07:31.923-07:00Comments on Mediocrity Chronicles: Mediocrity Chronicleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08745698112568755464noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609860056516168241.post-51386252014141343862010-07-14T09:05:17.385-07:002010-07-14T09:05:17.385-07:00I worked two jobs a few years ago. The first was a...I worked two jobs a few years ago. The first was at a crazy private detective agency in San Francisco where my crazy boss waved his gun out the window every 30 minutes at anyone who parked in his spot down below on the street; ironically, the whole time I was there I was the one who wanted to shoot myself in the head. <br /><br />The second job was on weekends at a shoe store downtown San Francisco where I shoved fat old ladies' feet into orthopedic shoes and massaged their bunions for them. It was there that my suicidal wishes turned to hanging--I specifically imagined my corpse swinging from a rafter in the back room, knocking down piles of carefully stacked shoe boxes. <br /><br />I do agree, there is a sick sort of pleasure that arises, in many forms, from working two jobs. <br /><br />That's the stuff stories are made of.Minima Sapalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04682264432345259655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609860056516168241.post-75956880615089844772010-07-13T22:21:05.896-07:002010-07-13T22:21:05.896-07:00You won't have less to write about - you can w...You won't have less to write about - you can write about how well things are going! Nothing wrong with that! :)Twee Poppetshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13778841050463657019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7609860056516168241.post-3350120579164265032010-07-13T08:42:55.274-07:002010-07-13T08:42:55.274-07:00Ha ha! "coming back to an old job is like pu...Ha ha! "coming back to an old job is like putting on a pair of dirty underwear." I love it! <br /><br />I worked two jobs at once when I was 18. One job was really cool: I was the radio girl at a little mountain airport. But the other job was cashiering at WalMart. Guess which one I walked out of after one week?Sandman Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14541350913772957989noreply@blogger.com